I’m not sure where the recent frozen yogurt (or “frogurt” as they so deftly call it on The Simpsons in episode 9F04, Treehouse of Horror III) craze came from, but it sure beats the Atkins’ craze (whoda thunk eating minimal carbohydrates while consuming lots of fats could harm you?). Remember kids…if it sounds too good to be true…you can buy it online (I still can’t make sense of these “grow 3 inches” emails—I know I’m slightly below average height, but what’s 3 inches gonna do?!?). For those of you keeping track, this review took place on 9/23/09 (and Treehouse of Horror III first ran on 12/17/94).

Anyway…I really wanted to give this bathroom three-and-a-half or maybe even four rolls. I really like their treatment of the bathroom (despite the fact that you have to go outside and around back) as another area to decorate interestingly. They do a good job keeping it clean, too…even including a Wallflower® to keep the bathroom consistently smelling better (they really do work…I use ‘em at home all the time for a nice even clean smell). The plant and paintings (in pictures four and five) also really improve the overall feel of the bathroom, and make it seem much more homey (yep, I have plants in my bathrooms). Then we get to picture six…where things fall apart a little. You’ll notice the toilet cover on the floor in picture two…the complex flushing system didn’t work right (remember the good ol’ days of simple valve toilets?), so in order to flush, one has to press down on the white plunger in the center of the tank. For the working-but-not system I have to deduct half a roll; I’ll go back again and review at some point, and if they’ve fixed it I’ll adjust accordingly.

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